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Ezekiel Elliott (He. Allegedly. Can’t. Keep. His. Hands. To. Himself)

:
Ciwnn15VAAAq3XLhe really looks mexican in this picture.
is he?
well he sure did get his “negro wake up call” these last few days.
so freshly baked nfl meat,
ezekiel elliott aka “trying to make a cut off shirt a thing”:

tumblr_o6dkijzKS41r78dgto4_500…allegedly can’t keep his hands to himself.
he has been accused of domestic violence by his ex girlfriend,
tiffany thompson.
she claims he use to beat her ass,
as well as mentally abuse her.
she released the pictures on her bruises on her instagram
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Everyone Meet The First Example: Ray Rice

ffd31179aef24a99ccfb90d3c389935bso if you’ve seen and heard,
baller wolf ray rice put his paws on his then fiance,
janay palmer.
in ( x the first video ),
they showed him dragging her out of an elevator at atlantic city.
well a video was released of what exactly happened inside today.
what is it with ( x these elevators )?
are they the new boxing ring?
this footage maybe graphic for some…
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“U Put Dem Paws On Me Again I’ll Put Yo Ass In Handcuffs”

tumblr_n4tpnq28ax1qe8nc8o2_500this is for all the nfl baller wolves who like to put dem paws on ya.
…and not in the good way.
roger goodell,
commissioner of all nfl,
sent a letter out to all the owners with some #newrules.
in a “nutshell tweet” from albert breer twitter
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Joe Budden Is A Wanted Wolf (No, Seriously)

Screen Shot 2014-08-23 at 3.34.23 PMjoe budden is a wanted wolf.
no dead ass…

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Domestic Violence Will Get You Popped

stephenasmithso will ignorant views on it.
ain’t that right,
stephen?
so can i be honest?

i haven’t really been following the stephen a smith story.
don’t judge me.
well i heard about his idiot remarks about domestic violence:

like,
stephen,
there are vixens out here getting their ass beat because they put too much salt in the rice.
cut it out.
i banished him for that point on.
anyway as much as i love stephen’s usually honest commentary on “first take”,
he went way too far towards “doofus” with his latest comments.
he ended up getting suspended for a week and won’t return until next week wednesday.
tsk.
you know the crazy thing about domestic violence is…
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Jared Sullinger Had To Sit His Big Booty Down In Cell Block D

jaredsullingerblacknwhitelets hope he didn’t wear that.
so nba baller wolf for the celetics,
jared sullinger,
was arrested over the weekend.

x see his past entry here

he decided to play a baller wolf favorite:
“whack a vixen”.
i’m personally shocked because he always struck me as a gentle giant

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