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That “Go Buy A N!gga A Car” Type of Pipe

There is something serious you need to avoid in this community.

Tight sequin pants and USPA (US Polo Association) are two…

…but something tragic also effecting Foxes.
It a disease that infects slow and spreads quickly.
You can try to avoid it and play it safe,
BUT statistics show that there is no real and true way to avoid it.
From official dick eating hoes to virginal good guys – no one is left immune.
I use to only think Vixens dealt with this issue.
But, anyone with a hole being stuck can be a victim.
Is there medicine?
Books to read?
Shit, a cleansing of the chakras?

How does one not become PIPE-matized?

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…. but SHE Received The Platinum Pipe Though.

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and then THIS happened….

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Jamari Fox’s Guide To Being The Perfect Non-Groupie

So Orlando was WEAK.

Yup.

(how terrible was that Slam Dunk contest?)

Too many players and not enough hoes.
Better yet, not enough known players which equaled no hoes.
They heard the word “Orlando” and thought Mickey and Minni Mouse.
But, I’ll be honest, I would have been down there.
Even if I got me a rookie or even a draftee, I would be satisfied.
I swear, I have to teach people how to do what to do.