soooooooooo….

i want to be like keri hilson when i grow up.
well, not exactly.
i can do without the constant torment from the beyonce stans.
but, i do want her love life.
she managed to snag the sexiest baller wolf in the nba.
how that happened is a mystery.
it’s safe to say it is now confirmed she is wrestling that congo wild snake.
got this mofo wishing her happy birthday on twitter and paying for her birthday party in oklahoma!!

congrats miss keri baby….

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what do you do when you get mad?
fight of course.
that always solves every problem.
filled with sarcasm.
more buffoonery below…

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especially after he wins big games like the super bowl…

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this one is a little… bad.
jusssst a little.
he knocked on the pleasure hole because he was lost and in need of a home..
i didn’t want to put this wolf all on the main site.
you know,
NSFW.

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this escort has had the most requests for whatever reason.
i guess some of you guys wants to motor boat those massive water balloons on his back.
well, an f-bi sent me the info to lead you towards his direction…

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this wolf keeps running into the worse luck.
i don’t get it.
he had to sell his georgia estate and things didn’t turn out the way he planned…

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