melons.
melons.
and more melons.
this is for the sagger lovers out there.
a wol-fbi sent this to me for all the wolves out there.
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well good morning.
i made breakfast.
um.
where is your pants?…

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i bet the head is an adventure.
trying to not get scraped.
worse: bitten.
so is this real?
like my other mistake with the sausage,
is this a photoshop?
how the hell did they get so much damn teeth in their mouth?

lowkey: i don’t think i could date someone with mouth piece like this.
even if they looked like this:

i have limits.

i wonder whose the wolf?
everyone meet roger and steven ham.
some couples go shopping for 14 inch rims for each car.
no they wanted 14 children.
yes 14.
a really feel good story below…

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derek j is now under spotlight for his wolf.
you remember this last alleged ( x one ).
i guess people are shocked he could pull some wolfie dimes.
well one of the f-bi sent me in a picture from a viewing party of ( x the new atlanta ) on bravo.
is it good?
i’m kinda over reality shows now.
well apparently everyone fine and masculine who stands next to him is smashin him to pieces.
is this the real derek j boyfriend?…
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you know i’m black when the first thing i do is so steal a hummer,
go get a hair cut,
and then go see some skrippas.
grand theft auto 5 has got me consumed.
it had me up until 5 am last night.
geez is this what getting mind altering pipe feels like?…
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