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“honey, make sure you add the rona to our wedding guest list too.”

this is why the rona ain’t going nowhere.
people are selfish and kinda stupid.
i’m a little shocked with brooklyn tbh.
with all the recent spikes down there,
folks down there should know better.
why are folks in bk having a wedding with 10k guests?
yes,
you read right.
10,000 wedding guests…

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trey songz will be right “back home” due to his recent announcement

you know i lust me some tremaine aka trey songz pretty heavy.
he has been kinda laying low,
but in his “blm” and “black love” bag.
tremaine wanted to update us on something else he’s in as well…

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new yawk enjoyed the ro-ro so much, she added more dates for her tour

cuomo tried so hard to keep us in new yawk in line.
folks was starting to believe the ro-ro was over.
they had me believing the rona too.
i knew when folks started getting restless,
they were gonna start traveling to all the covid nests throughout this country.
well…

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herman cain lost his battle trying to keep up the good fight (ironic)

ironic“.
there is a song from alanis morissette i really like off her “jagged little pill” album.

 

what?
that album is therapy for the broken-hearted.
anyway,
the song is all about ironic situations that happen in this interesting life of ours.
herman cain,
a republican and stark trump supporter,
died today.
it’s the “how” that leads to the irony via “the washington post“…

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i brought the rona to the cookout and she might have went home with someone else

the pretty vixen said she went to social distancing 4th kickback,
but one of the vixens that was there literally just recovered from the rona.
she was so tite.
all weekend,
i saw folks out and about with no fucks to give.
i peeped someone’s ig story at a bbq that was wall to wall people.
not a mask in sight.
this was atl at “compound” over the weekend:

let’s circle back about that hennessy bottle in the last video,
k?
this is a holiday weekend where everyone will be outside.
the issue there are many who have the rona and don’t gaf.
snow jackal,
corey hannon,
went to fire island for the weekend for the 4th.
Β he posted the following that someone took a screen shot…

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it is my constitutional right to be free so i’m not wearing a face mask any longer

listen…

Wearing a face mask in the summer can damn near feel like suffocation

i went to run some errands yesterday and it was humid af.
by the time i got home,
i could hardly breathe.
bad enough i went to dunkin donuts yesterday for an iced coffee,
but realized i had a mask on and couldn’t drink it until i got home.
it’s a whole new forest since the rona has touched down.
the masks are helping us stay safe,
while keeping others safe as well.
some white folks have been having temper tantrums over wearing a mask.
this one compared himself to a mad dog

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