John Wall Can Break Me Off Some of That Fort Knox Pipe… and What?

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john wall is fuckin’ paid.
the washington wizards just extended his contract and well…

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Oh, I’ll Fuck Your Brains Out Whenever… After You Sign This Contract.

Britain Obama Russia G20 my baller wolves,
wolves,
hybrids,
foxes,
vixens.
those who want to make sure their secrets are protected.
i have written about non disclosure agreements before.
there are way too many evil hoes out here lookin’ for a come up.
see: kerry rhodes and his drama.
BUT have no fear because jamari fox is here…

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Do You Understand The Down Low Contract?

when you see me,
you see someone of your fantasies.
you see someone that you desire.
yet, you make it so difficult.
it doesn’t have to be this hard baby.
you can get all of this.
oh.
oh, i get it.
it’s you, not me.
we aren’t breaking up.
it’s your insecurities waving the white flag….
_______________________________

i now see why down low wolves are annoying.
things could be so simple,
yet they make it so hard.
not everything has to be a trip to a hamster maze.
especially when they want to rip your clothes off with their teeth.
i will admit,
i like to toy with the forbidden.
that is where my fox like senses come into play.
clearly sex.
i just like excitement…. now.
before it use to piss me off.
but, i get “it“.
but, i often wondered why does it have to take so long to get there?
why do i have to wait?
he should know my patience is awful?
oh.
oh i get it.
i do not look obvious.
as much as that is a gift; it is often a curse.
i started to wonder…

Is it really easier to meet down low wolves online?

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I Can Hear Evelyn Zipping Up That Louis Luggage Now.

New England Patriots wide receiver Chad Ochocinco agreed to restructure his contract for the coming season, lowering his base salary to $1 million from the $3 million he had been scheduled to earn, according to a league source.

The restructured deal ensures that Ochocinco will be returning to Patriots training camp this summer.

The paperwork on the contract is expected to be turned in to the NFL Players Association this week.

Ochocinco, 34, struggled in his first season with the Patriots after being acquired in a trade with theCincinnati Bengals, catching just 15 passes for 276 yards and a touchdown.

The Patriots have added many new faces at the receiver position this offseason too, agreeing to deals with Brandon LloydDonte’ Stallworth andAnthony GonzalezDeion Branch agreed to a one-year deal to return and Wes Welker received the team’s franchise tag.

SAY WHAT?!

After he pays his taxes, agent fees and child support he will be……broke.

Evelyn better start searching for a new come-up because I can see that Maserati he got her heading right to the tow lot.
Then people do not like her character at this point? Star Jones up in her ass and Jennifer becoming the break out star.

WOW… how the mighty start to fall.
She better go feed the homeless or save a cat from a tree.

See Ev, being an EVIL bitch doesn’t really prosper after all.

DeSean Jackson Makes It Rain In The Colony

I would love to be fuckin’ this one here.
When he spends… HE SPENDS.

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Michael Huff Has Extra Cheese Sammiches

Well the lockout won’t effect Michael Huff huh?

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