My Job Contract Ended Today

i thought my contract at this job was 6 months.
boy,
was i wrong.
it was actually for 3 months.
who knew time flew by so fast?
i been working my tail off in this new position.
not as much as my old jobs,
but this position is a lot more laid back.
well,
the contract ended today…

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Sign (Mi)

tumblr_mmbb53wrqe1s8w9o4o1_500so i spent almost all day drafting up this contact for mi…
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Colin Kaepernick Stars In “A Thot To Remember”

COLINKmy poor colin.
my poor poor simple colin.
i’m sure he is trying to forget his situation of “when a thot calls” last year.

this issue colin is having with his thot pocket i’m sure has left a bad taste in his mouth.
according to cbs sports,
so has the 49ers
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Paul George Now Smells Like Money Straps and Fresh Coochie

tumblr_mtnhh6HjdD1sug5bdo1_500baller wolf paul george is what you call paid.
he just signed a longer term contract with the pacers today.
how much?
*whispers* 90 million dollars.
yup.
faint for him…
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Reshad Jones Gets A “Automatic Dome” Contract Extension

RESHADJONESnfl baller wolf,
reshad jones,
is now swimming in the money.
29.3 million of it.
the miami dolphins extended his contract and well…

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John Wall Can Break Me Off Some of That Fort Knox Pipe… and What?

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john wall is fuckin’ paid.
the washington wizards just extended his contract and well…

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