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Being Gay Means There Is No Direction In The Household

church folks are so funny.
any little thing can send you to this place called hell.
i’m almost shocked they get up outta bed.
i love all the reasons being gay is wrong too.
it seems to change every quarter moon.
well karaoke told me about a situation she had recently with someone she met.
a church vixen.
it is one of the reasons why she doesn’t go to church in the first place…
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Bishop TD Jakes Has Something To Say About The Foxhole

t.d.-jakes-dappereveryone knows i’m part of the potters house online congregation.
well if you don’t know,
now ya know.
*biggie voice*
every sunday,
i faithfully stream bishop td jakes service all the way from new yawk.
i often tweet while watching as well.
one day i will attend service live and in living color.
in the front row since i don’t “do” nose bleeds.
anyway td jakes had some interesting things to say about gays in the church.
someone sent him in a question during his “the huffington post live” segment.
since the foxhole makes up gay/bi/tri,
this one is definitely for us.
well…
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I Turned My Cousin Out (and I Liked It)

tumblr_mp17twgLNQ1spo3yuo1_500i like to think i’m a good influence in a lot of ways.
i also like to think i’m a bad influence just the same.
when i tell people to do something,
or at least try it,
they do it to good results.
its not bragging.
i see the potential in people.
well i turned my cousin out today…
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All Fun and Games Until Your Balls Are On Fire

article-2402158-1B75E780000005DC-655_964x641god will have something go up in flames to get your attention.
shit my job has.
how can something i prayed about turn into a 5 alarm blaze?
as soon as i was moved to that new department to work amongst liar liar,
that’s when i started hearing the smoke alarm.
well i heard it quietly before then,
but i thought i put that fire out completely.
so now i’m dealing with no one respect form anyone.
favoritism like a muthafucka.
god forbid i even do something wrong on accident.
it’s a complete and utter disaster.
guess what tho?…
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Gay People Don’t Get Buried Since They’re Going To Hell

tumblr_mb9yd7HQ6H1qll5dxo1_500so how would you feel if you couldn’t get buried becaaauuussseeeee…
….you like to smash the same sex?
you didn’t kill anyone.
you didn’t rape a kid.
hell you didn’t jaywalk.
your funeral would be cancelled because of the life you live.
well an vix-bi sent me an update and well…

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