so chris brown has a “demanding” problem.
he is quite the divo.
when he WANTS you to buy his records,
he will disrespect you and others into doing so.
so chris has a new record called “party” he just released.
this is the new video…
Continue reading “Chris Brown Yells At Us To Buy His New Song, “Party”” →

usher doesn’t get his props.
i was just saying this to someone.
as you know,
michael jackson is the platinum standard in music.
so many have been pre-crowned as “the new mj”.
suddenly they fall the fuck off because his ghost is petty.
all of them don’t reach his level of artistry and stardom.
he was truly one of a kind.
chris brown thinks he is carrying on michael jackson’s legacy.
in his new documentary,
chris says he is the closest thing to michael jackson’s legacy.
he uploaded this clip on his instagram…
Continue reading “It’s Settled: Chris Brown IS The Next Michael Jackson” →

chris brown is finally out.
out of jail,
that is.
it appears that snow bunny who accused him of:

“you get vexed,
and start swingin everywhere
me shifty?
now you wanna pistol whip me
pull out your nine,
while i cock on mine
yeah what pineapple?
i ain’t got time for this
so what pineapple?
i’m not tryin to hear that shit…”

…was allegedly lying.
he posted this on his ig…
Continue reading “Chris Brown Will Be Home In Time For Dinner” →

i knew chris brown would find himself on the news soon.
it was too quiet without some chris brown fuckery.
so chris brown was in a police stand off today.
yes.
it has come to this.
allegedly,
he waved a gun at some snow bunny in his crib.
this is what went down via la times…
Continue reading “Chris Brown Be Waving His Gun In The Air (Like He Don’t Care?)” →

this is what happens when you start to self sabotage.
so about two animals have jumped off the “chris brown” ship.
one was his manager that alleges he was beat up.
he is currently suing.
now his publicist,
nicole perna,
has quit and came with the receipts.
this is how it all went down via tmz…
Continue reading “The Take Down of Chris Brown?” →

if i was a betting fox,
i would have lost.
so chris brown is in the news yet again.
this time,
it’s alleged he stomped on a fan’s head.
i know.
well it seems to be a misunderstanding according to chris.
so this is what tmz had to say…
Continue reading “Chris Brown’s Foot Is Not A Weapon of Mass Destruction?” →