Dear Chris Brown’s Penis

Well we have been expecting you.
You finally made your appearance to the public.
Not how your owner expected for you to be seen unfortunately (i think).
I am a little late to the party, but I cum to you with a question.…

Why so glum?

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Steven Beck I Need U Inside Me This Instant.

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X Marks The F0x: Raz B-eat Up?

Well this just in Foxes and Wolves…

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Don’t Mention “Raz-B” to Chris Brown

DEAD AT HOMOPHOBIC CHRIS BROWN.
He can’t catch a break, can’t he?

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Ink Me 911

I want a tattoo.
I been itching to be inked for a while now.

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Chris Brown Is An Asshole


He is a cocky summabitch…
… and he found a special place within my heart.

Oh how I love the assholes.

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