jason derulo is a smart wolf than i didn’t think that could.
while chris brown was acting a fool in these streets,
jason was out here perfecting his craft.
he was dancing for them snow bunny dollarz and yes,
even though i thought he was kinda corny,
he was making lowkey moves.
so how about yesterday i was channel surfing and for some reason,
my remote landed on “106 and park”.
i know.
weird.
why was this video number 5 tho…
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no.
don’t get excited.
has chris brown finally hit rock bottom?
or is this just half way to bottom?
he was been taken into federal custody today according to the latimes…
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oh so noooowwwwww you get that “official negro wake up call”.
its about damn time chris.
it took him to be in solitary confinement with the rest of the animals to get it together…
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so as you know chris brown is in the big house.
blah blah blah.
he messed up yet again.
blah blah blah.
um…
he gonna be stinkin’ up the joint?
whoa at that news from tmz…
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so jail it is then?
the vix-bi sent set me this fast…
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um…
well damn.
chris brown looking like that ex you ain’t seen in a long time.
the one that you know wasn’t good for you.
well you see him at the supermarket and you gotta fight yourself from fuckin’ him in frozen foods.
yeah.
he needs to look like this all the time.

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