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Chris Brown Is Better Than Michael Jackson

…said no one ever.
well unless you are a #teambreezy member.
thats what nba baller wolf,
brandon jennings,
may just be.
see he had something ~~doofus-like~~ important to share with us last night.
thoughts i’m sure involved some kind of heavy drug use.
anyway this is what he said on twitter…
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Chris Brown New Hairstyle Is Delicious

chris brown has had many hair colors as you can see.
blonde.
blue.
purple.
well this time he went…
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“I Shoulda Cheated” – The Ballad of Karrueche Tran

“there once was a vixen,
a beautiful vixen,
who worked as an assistant stylist many moons ago.
as she did that gig,
she met a handsome,
no sexy,
r&b superstar.
in her luck,
he had just gotten out of a tumultuous relationship with a beautiful pop star.
she didn’t see the red flags in that relationship because:

1 – the r&b superstar was fine as hell
2 – the fame that came with him looked appealing
3 – “i could change him”

well this assistant stylist decided she would be the perfect vixen to him.
she didn’t want to lose him so she let him do whatever he pleased.
and so he did…
he cheated on her and ended up getting thot-bob square pants pregnant.”

naive.
thats all i could think while watching karrueche on iyanla tonight….
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