Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS WOW X MARKS THE FOX

do you like it raw and un-washed in your mouth?

foxole

How do you clean your chicken?

i was taught by star fox to wash my chicken off in water first.
after wash it in lemon juice and vinegar.
when that’s done,
take off all the fat and season to my liking.
i use a ton of seasonings,
btw.
i let mine sit in seasoning for a day or two before i cook it.
dr. oz says you shouldn’t wash your chicken at all.
this is what he said on “the breakfast club“…
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Posted in GOOD MUTHAFUCKIN' TIMES

The Foxhole Is About To Have Master Chefs In the Making!

when i tell ya’ll i’m so proud!!!!

okay so everyone knows JAY.
he is one of the most outspoken of the foxhole comment section.
well, he decided to cook the meal i suggested to a fox:

f0xmail: A Wolf Is Coming To My Crib and I Don’t Want To Kill Him!!!! Help!!!

JAY has never cooked before.
tonight was his first time trying something new.
ready to see what it looks like?…

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Posted in DEAR JAMARI FOX, "HELP!"

f0xmail: A Wolf Is Coming To My Crib and I Don’t Want To Kill Him!!!! Help!!!

FOXMAIL

JAMARI HELP! First of all, I love your site. I am so happy you made this outlet for us. For a long time I have been searching for a site like this. You make me feel like I can conquer the world!!!!!! Anyway I have a wolf coming over tomorrow and I would love to cook him something. I can’t cook!!!!!!! Any suggestions on how to learn?????? He is sexy as hell and really into me. I want to make his first visit to my apartment special!!!!!!

MY ANSWER…

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Posted in LAY DOWN SOME RUBBER

Lay Down Some Rubber: (34)

Let’s proceed to the next LDSR, shall we?

I don’t know if ya’ll eat Popeyes.
(I am a SUCKA for their biscuits.)


Well they usually ask which of the 2 do you prefer:

LIGHT or DARK MEAT?”

Well what a coinky dink for today’s foursome round…

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Posted in BALLER WOLVES BASICS GOOD MUTHAFUCKIN' TIMES X MARKS THE FOX YOU GET A GOLD STAR TODAY!

Colonel Cinco Saves Harlem Some Chicken

 

So he is Captain Save a Ex Ho (all love Evs)…
and knows how to spend money on food?
Where has he been all my life?

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Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS THE "DUMB JOCK" FILES X MARKS THE FOX

Tyrese Needs To Be Eating Some Humble Fox Pie

Enough is enough with this dude.


Is Tyrese really serious the way he treated an interviewer to promote HIS album?
Eating chicken and burping?
Does this muthafucka have no home training?

Here is the low down…

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