“i’m just tired of crying,” evelyn says while crying.
“well shit ev i’m tired of it too” – me, watching the first episode of bbw 5.
the whole episode of evelyn crying,
shaunie’s nostrils,
shtuzie’s fixed lisp situation,
and tami still wanting to sit with the mean girls.
was it enough to keep the public interested tho?…

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well i just saw the pics on tmz of evelyn lozada and her head butt damage.
i literally jumped back…

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its been 30 days already?
well no,
not really.
our fav ocho was released early from jail for whatever reason.
the judge had a change of heart?
did she like the check she was sent?
who knows.
tons of video below….

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chad.
you got stephen smith going off for 7 minutes.
an f-bi sent me this yesterday.
i giggled.
you know it’s bad when they gotta dedicate a segment on first take for yo ass…

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on the positive,
all the pictures ive seen of chad,
his style is pretty similar to mine.
i saw myself liking every one of his outfits on the net.
on the negative,
he will be wearing orange for the next 30 days…

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damn.
his pecs look kinda poppin’ in this pic.
you are probably wondering why you haven’t seen chad tweetin’.
well look no further because he has been arrested…

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