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I Wonder If Malia Obama Was Allegedly Smokin’ That Loud?

sasha-obama-malia-obama-first-daughters i remember the first time i got high.
i was still in my teens.
either way,
i was sitting in a car with my home-wolf at the time.
we smoked some weed that got us both stupid high.
he didn’t even go easy on me.
i remember the leaves on the trees looking like butt cheeks.
they all looked like some plump little butt cheeks.
i told my home-wolf and he fell out laughing because he was thinking the same thing.
i also wasn’t the president’s cub either.
the big news story today is malia obama allegedly smoking weed at a recent concert.
this is the video…
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Did Yung Berg Get Caught Diggin’ In A Foxhole Tonight?

so yung berg got caught up tonight.
ray j’s manager,
walk100,
allegedly walked in on him while he was in the middle of a foxhole.
or maybe it was his foxhole?
well this is what he said on his instagram…
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Liar Liar, The Game’s Instagram Is On Fire

now you know i lust the game,
and often imagine him naked wearing only a cowboy hat and boots,
but what is with this swagg stealing here?…
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When Copy/Paste Nearly Goes Horribly Wrong

i have nearly been a victim due to copy/pasting.
sometimes i don’t pay attention due to a ton of convos.
one time i was about to send a group message that i wrote in one screen,
but copy/pasted the nasty response i was sending to a wolf.
a group!!!!!!
ive learned to carefully look at the name before i press send.
star fox also nearly made the same mistake yesterday…