cardi b ain’t about that tour life anymore

welp,
i called it.
i said that after cardi b got pregnant,
this would fuck up her “career”.
it looks like i was right.
if ya’ll was looking to see her on tour with bruno mars,
you are about to disappointed.
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cardi b and offset did it for the…


so those crazy hood folks ya’ll love,
cardi b and offset,
welcomed their first cub yesterday.
i don’t get why everyone is so shocked at her name.
they revealed the name today and it’s…

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Cardi B Allegedly Fonts Offset “Don’t Hurt Yourself”

trouble in hood paradise already?
no!
never!
i have high hopes for cardi b and offset.
you know they are #relationshipgoals for some of us.
by us,
i mean some of you.
i mean they just had their baby shower in atlanta.
it was titled “a bx fairy tale”:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIDctp0Hevg

…but “the jasmine brand” caught a ig story cardi posted,
but end up deleting
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Our First Black Wolf Is Spotted Trying To Rescue Cardi B

so tank wanted to grace us with his opinion on ig live yesterday.
about?
well the big bad bullies who are coming after the poor helpless cardi b.
you know,
she is the victim here.
this is what he had to say
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Azealia Banks Drags Cardi To Deactivating Her Social Media

as you know,
i didn’t jump on this cardi b wave.
i have no desire to listen to her album.
acting tho,
i’d probably watch.
azealia banks,
who i use to rock with,
isn’t on the “cardi” wave either.
when asked about cardi on “the breakfast club”:

…mind you,
she dragged the same beyonce in the past.
irony that same radio station was promoting tf outta cardi.

well it led to cardi responding on her social media…

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Nicki Minaj and Cardi B: BFF Forever?

i’m starting to see that i’m kind of a forgiving fox.
i can be “over shit” real quick if i think it’s silly.
this is after a few months of “out of sight; out of mind” tho.
well i guess we can all sleep tonight.
cardi b and nicki minaj had a convo at the met ball.
i know.
their drama was keeping me up at night.
from the looks of these photos tho…
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