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Michael B Jordan Invents “Criceps” In This Shirt He Got On

criceps (v): when tears come out your eyes due to amount of muscles someone has.

when folks say to me that michael b jordan isn’t fine,
i seriously question if i’m looking at the right wolf.
i mean the wolf done glo’d tf up from “the wire”.
well michael had a photocall in cannes for his new movie,
“fahrenheit 451”.
i mean…
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Chris Brown’s Foot Is Not A Weapon of Mass Destruction?

Screen Shot 2016-06-04 at 12.02.26 PMif i was a betting fox,
i would have lost.
so chris brown is in the news yet again.
this time,
it’s alleged he stomped on a fan’s head.
i know.
well it seems to be a misunderstanding according to chris.
so this is what tmz had to say…
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Breezy Wolf Needs A Few French Fries After He Gets High… Off Life?

well breezy wolf was having the time of his life in cannes, wasn’t he?
he is young.
he needs to let loose and enjoy life.
of course, his kookoopuff was there to support all his ractchetness.
i’d let him have all the fun swimming in that tit soup.
but the next day?
oh, i’d need my own lambo and a few stacks.
let’s take a quick trip through his movie, “ratch-atouille“…

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