the first things i notice in anyone i’m attracted to:

Face
Biceps
The Cheeks

…and not all the time in that order.
i usually scan the facial,
biceps can be seen in most tight shirts,
and depending on the type of pants,
his cheeks can be in full display.
what’s cums inside his pants is always a good or disappointing surprise.
so i decided to take a break from the world today.
i’ve been emotionally exhausted just off this week alone.
i decided to take in a movie to relax.
foxhole…

The Invisible Man was GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.

it had me on the edge of my seat.
aldis hodge,
one of my favorite up and coming black acting wolves right now,
is one of the stars on the movie.
he pushed me to watch the movie tbh.
oh course,
i noticed his face…

but then he made me came with the biceps…

Continue reading “face, biceps, and the cheeks… those things are never invisible to me, man.” →

um,
what was odell thinking?
like,
why did he think this was okay?
questions beyond questions.
he smacked the tail of a security guard down in new orleans in monday:

can we font about him staring at it like a glazed ham tho?
odell must have been drunk outta his mind to do that.
well,
it seems he might go to jail over those paws via “espn“…

Continue reading “smackin cheeks can get odell up to 6 months in jail” →

i seriously have to finish “the boy next door”.
i started it and never got through it.
i didn’t even know ryan guzman was playing “the boy”.
i thought it was some snow wolf.
clearly,
i wasn’t paying attention.
well ryan has gotten my attention since he was casted in “9-1-1”.
i think he’s handsome af…
Continue reading “hello 9-1-1 on fox? ryan guzman has me on fire” →

i never heard of chris sails until recently.
i learned he’s a youtube sensation who has about 2 mill subs.
his stans are like serious too.
he dated another youtuber named queen,
who they have a cub,
but she is now dating this wolf:

…and i don’t blame her,
like,
at all.
clarence is a teenage dream.
their stans are like intense too.
well a foxholer was telling me how chris has a nice tail.
you can’t tell me that because a fox gets curious.
this is what i came across sniffing around…
Continue reading “chris sails with the nice tails?” →

 i remember when i was younger,
my late grandmother told me about worms coming out your butt.
it scared tf outta me and i ended up having nightmares.
all i could think about earth worms crawling out my foxtail.
who woulda thunk i’d like things up my foxhole when i grew up?
well a vix-bi sent me a story that just made me scream.
like,
i’m sure my neighbors are speaking to 911.
a wolf had sushi and a worm crawled out his tail.
ya’ll via “ny daily news”…
Continue reading “It Wiggled Out His Butt Slowly That He Thought His Guts Were Coming Out” →

nfl baller wolf for the pittsburg steelers,
antonio brown,
is full of energy.
i see why he has all those cubs.
well he should take that extra energy for a twerk team.
he scored a winning touchdown on last night’s game vs the redskins.
this is what he did to celebrate…
Continue reading “Antonio Brown Should Join A Twerk Team During The Off Season” →