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Michael Sam Busted and He Can’t Get Up

Screen Shot 2015-08-15 at 9.48.34 AMspeaking of busts…
michael sam is all out of bust.
i can hear the moaning and groaning,
but lets be real.
anyway so michael hasn’t been having a good season up in canada.
last time he just up and left the team with no explanation.
this time he has a reason why he is quitting the team.
this is what he put on twitter
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Booby Gibson Looks Better When He Busts

Screen Shot 2013-11-16 at 1.19.45 PMwell it looks like nba free agent wolf booby gibson may have took my advice.
well here’s hoping.
it seems him and his wife “?”,
ex wife,
or “on the way to be” ex wife keyshia cole are having fun bustin’ alleged shots at each other on instagram.
seems like he finally took off the glove and allegedly busted a good one…

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2 Bust or not 2 Bust, That is the Question?

2bustswho would have thought in a million years,
baller wolves tim tebow and vince young,
would be struggling to find a team?
as you know tim has been cut three times since being drafted.
vince was just banished and left for dead.
is there a #comeback in the cards for these two?
or are they just busts?
well who knows really.
tim has charisma,
his virginity,
the bible,
and most of all – white.
vince went and got his degree in applied learning and development.
good for him for getting that plan b.
whatever the outcome is,
the foxhole wishes them the bust… er, the best!

x read about tim’s bust
x read about vince’s bust

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I Will Bust A Fat Stupid Nut All In The Name of Jesus!

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hmm…

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Dreams Of F*cking A Down Low Wolf Dick (I’m Just Playin’ What I’m Sayin)

As I sit back relax
Steam a blunt, sip a Becks
Think about the sexy singers (niggas) that I wanna sex – Notorious BIG, Dreams.

i think some downlow wolves are sexy as shit.


i know.
what you want me to do?
i’m sorry.
my truth committed a sin and your life has been affected.
i’ll send you a “i’m sorry” card in the mail.
but check it out…
downlow men are always going to be sexy because:

  • forbidden “fruits” are always sweeter (no pun intended)
  • the maximum fantasy
  • the sex unhinges the bed

it is normal to be attracted to something you can’t have.
why do you think celebrities are in business?
i think people are always curious about things that are forbidden.
with anything forbidden, it can come with a lot of problems.
i also think downlow is always glorified as a witch hunt.
explains why some of them do what they do.
but, what if you met a downlow guy who was willing to follow all your rules…
…as long as you respected his?
is that still wrong?
is he still a demon who needs to be beaten with a cross?
i started to wonder…

What is really wrong with being on the down low?

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Did You Ever See This Deleted Scene from Baby Boy?


speaking of baby boy,
one of my favorite hood classics (which someone stole from me),
did anyone ever catch this deleted scene…

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