The Irony of Planet Fitness

Screen Shot 2014-12-24 at 3.12.03 PM…um isn’t planet fitness where all the attentionistos work out?
i guess they wanted them to test their will power that day.

This Turned Me On More Than Any Dude I Seen Recently

tumblr_lpryyfWCr41r02jqco1_500isn’t it so pretty?
i could see it laying between me.
running my hands all over it.
i’m horny.
this makes me harder than any man could ever.
sadly once it’s gone,
like a good dude you didn’t treat good,
you’ll miss it.

giphythe places it took you.
the things it bought you.
it’ll be back soon.

lowkey: look at pictures of it.
appreciate it.
love it.
look at places you want it to take you.
things it will buy.
how it will expand your life.
attract it.

The Goverment Spent $30,000 On “Gaydar” Research This Year

come again?

our government has been giving bread to a lot of things this year:

  • food stamps for dead people
  • restoring old bridge that is not connected anything in partiuclar
  • grapes in damn vineyards

… and gaydar?
one of my f-bi sent me this story and it made my head spin

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