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fashionmeetzfitness takes that chest to its tv debut!

i think ^this wolf has one of the best chest and nipples in the building.
what?
you know i’m honest.
@fashionmeetzfitness on ig is a beast in these workout streets.
he is a personal training wolf i wrote about ( x a while ago ).
i’ve never actually heard him talk,
nor did i know his name,
but i learned it today.
he was on a show on “bravo” called “cash cab“.
he uploaded it to his ig and well…

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Have Ya’ll Sent Kim Zolciak Into Early Retirement?

i didn’t even know kim zolciak was still on tv!
i was shocked to know she has a legit reality show.
like,
who watches that shit?
well those who watch,
and please don’t raise your paws,
may have to wait.
“don’t be tardy” has been put on hold.
this is what “us weekly” had to say…
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Jon Moody Is Going To Give Us Much More of Him

jon moody is my arsty bae.
i think he is sexy af and his bawdy is a teenage dream.
i like that we don’t know much about him besides:

a) that chest situation
b) that muscle tail situation
c) his arts situation

well jon wants us to get to know him a lot better.
how,
you ask?
reality tv.
jon will be starring on “southern charm new orleans” on bravo.
this is the trailer
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King Agu Has The Straight Wolves Testifying To Jesus

my ratchet side would more than “amen” about ^that snack.
so there is a show that everyone has been telling me about.
it’s called “invite only cabo” on bravo.
i saw the previews before i got rid of my cable,
but like most reality shows,
i gave it a “eh”.
well ^that attentionisto,
king agu,
is on the show.
i love to see the attentionistos doing more than their usual.
well now that he is getting noticed,
a big wolf in the gospel community allegedly made his way into is comment box on ig.
this is who and what they allegedy fonted while inside…
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Kim Fields Is Leaving #RHOA (and You Might Be Okay With That)

maxresdefaultwell that didn’t last long.
kim fields has handed in her peach.
hell i think she threw it and stormed out.
she is “done” with your favorite reality show,
#rhoa.
i know.
i know.
they only just began to play too.
le sigh.
this is what she told “the rickey smiley show” in this quick clip.
it starts @3:40
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“I SAID WHAT I SAID!” Le Moose Said.

mooseantlerso tomorrow is the final day of fuckery that is the #rhoa reunion.
wrapping up what was a pretty good season and a eventful reunion.
the husbands/future divorcees will show up who cares to give their opinions,
but this spat with kandi calling out moose is one of the highlights…
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