When It’s Over… Fuck Him.


The Champ is here!
Currently un-defeated!

Seriously…

Do you know when something is done?
Like when a tv show is losing steam?
Someone’s career has fallen off?
You have no money in your wallet but you still want to shop?

Ok the last one is a bad example but…

Do you know when you need to STOP?

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Hunt 4 U

Have you ever seen a dude and something about him INSTANTLY attracted you to him?


It had nothing to do with body or even swagg.

It was something about their presence that magnetically drew you to him?

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Why These TOPS Need To Be Burned At The Stake

I always attract men in relationships.
Then,
I have fun teasing them
and then have hell de-ttracting them….

I set myself all the way up huh?
But let me tell you about this asshole….

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Crazy Ex Boyfriend

So,
the man of your dreams…

(I mean he is fine, loves you, and spoiled the HELL out of you +
the dick had you seeing black because your eyes were always
rolling inside your head)

that you have been dating for a while
dumps you….


You decided to become the crazy ex boyfriend from hell.

Calling and hanging up.
Spray painting cars and busting windows.
Outing his ass (I couldn’t resist…)
Rounding up your squad to go beat down any new love interests in his life.

Ima need you to SIT DOWN.
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