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It Came and I Did It.

so i did it.
finally.
i knew it wasn’t going to take a long time.
actually it happened faster than i expected.
i guess you can say i’m proud of myself…
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I Just Got Drained

so i’m sitting here,
watching celebrity apprentice,
and i get an alert that money was taken out my account.
i was now officially overdraft.
my account was drained.
my first thought was:

“what the hell????”

so then i get another message…
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Bonding With Strangers Over A Cup of Phone

it feels good to vent.
just let all the word vomit out on the table.
it’s even better when you’re able to vent to complete strangers.
people who don’t know you,
won’t judge you,
and will just listen to what you have to say.
sort of like what i do on this blog when needed.
so my phone has been off since yesterday…

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You Put My Nudes Online and I’ll Have Your Ass Arrested

“let me upload this to myexisabastard.com tonight.
that will show him!”
so your ex has pissed you off.
don’t they all?
well you have all his nudes and sex videos in your possession.
with a little photo shop you can block out your face and give everyone a little show and tell.
tell how much of a freak he is in the bed.
l with an upcoming law tho,
you better just jack off to the memories.
“revenge porn” could have you sitting in jail…