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I Need Kris Jenner To Do My PR for The Foxhole
She can turn shit to sugar, can’t she?
She can put a zombie on bath salts on tv and make us buy whatever it is selling.
Drool.
Finger.
Whatever lol.
The Kim stans are rejoicing today!
Their queen has made nice with another queen…
…and her loyal subjects are about to riot.
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I Want To Go To The BET Awards 2012!
… although could they have Beyonce, Jay Z, and Kanye on the nominees list anymore?
And why don’t they just hand the award to Nicki Minaj?
WTF is up with that Video of the Year category?
Jamari is lost.
If You Like It, Don’t Just F*ck Me Good! Buy Me A Ring!
I can picture you in a black leotard and high heels.
You have 2 other dancers next to you.
Your smile is infectious.
As you adjust the wedgie out of your butt cheeks, you get into position.
1, 2, 1, 2 3…
… if you are going to do it, at least shave those hairy legs.
Seriously though, we all grew up with the impression we would be married one day.
Some of us watched our parents live a fairy tale life of wedding bliss.
Well, some.
Others watched a single mother busting her ass to make sure her kids were fed.
But as Foxes, Wolves, and Hybrids our dreams of marriage look kinda bleak.
Wolves do not want to get tied down.
Foxes and Hybrids want an emotional “ring” to make them feel complete.
In a world where sex comes first and a relationship is a question mark,
can a Fox really get married?
Would a Wolf actually want to cuff a Fox or Hybrid with two simple words with a priest behind them?
Or, is this all just a cute little fantasy to play with toys?
I had to wonder…
Is gay marriage impossible?
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FUCK DEM N*GGAZ!
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I need to lay down.
My head is killing me.
Who Needs To Run The World? (Foxes)
The money on the bed.
The Wolf damn near fucked out.
All of the expensive things.
Looking like the roles should be reversed through a Wolf’s eyes…
But in Fox World,
that is just a Tuesday…
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