Tag: beyonce
C.R.U.S.H.E.D: The Untold Stories
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um99r6sgspY]
We all have crushes.
I will admit, I had a BIG crush on Devin Thomas.
Lately, I have been crushed.
He sort of disappointed me.
I don’t know why, but I am sorta over it.
He seems to NOT be the Wolf I imagined he would be.
I wouldn’t turn down a fuck fest weekend with him,
but after that eyebrow incident and his crazy rant on Twitter,
something sorta turned me off.
Downgraded from That’s Daddy Right There to Dick Dealer Status.
See how I did that there?
Jamari Fox Does Not Want A Pussy
Now I will admit, I have thought to myself:
“If I looked like Beyonce, I would have the finest Wolves all on me!”
“If I was a Vixen, I would probably be the biggest ho ever!”
“These Wolves would be wrapped around my finger…”
Yup.
I’d be “that bad bitch with the fly wardrobe and the coke bottle shape“.
Probably be sexy enough to do music videos with all the rappers and singers I’d like to fuck.
But, after chillin’ with a few Vixens this weekend,
I could never be a Vixen.
Nope, nope, and nope….
I’m The Scared Lonely Hero Wondering Who Will Save Me?
…or do I need to be the 1 to do it?
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2bE_Lx3Kbo&feature=fvst]
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG1_aALAdiU]
I am not really a Beyonce fan like that…
…but if she isn’t speaking to me right now with these tracks.
If I couldn’t get the words out to describe how I feel…
These two tracks could describe me in a nutshell right now.
Save the Hero being the number 1 out the 2.
Thanks for being there Foxes, Wolves, and Vixens.
Going through a rough patch, but I’m sure things will turn around as soon as I put my cape on.
Same Beyonce; Different Video
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