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When King James Says Carry His Bags… You Do It.

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as you know,
i love how king james walks.
something about it just turns me on.
(i wonder if he likes being called king james during sex?)
lebron and his entourage went shopping in beverly hills this weekend.
i guess he needed stuff for his trip to manila ( x here ).
as a good entourage, they carried all his bags

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Rob Evans Can Really Put The Beat Down On You… Literally.

i don’t think a face this pretty could do jail time.
do you know what they do to you in jail when you look like that?
i’m sure he can fight them off tho.
this is why he is in trouble in the first place.

rob evans is wanted.
so anyone of you who have him hiding in your butt cheeks,
or his,
please hand him over to the police

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