“The gay lifestyle is like tupperware.
Too much bottoms and not enough tops.”

Whether it is playing an intense video game between 4 people,
being a Baller Wolf and being on the field,
or going to a party with the flyest outfit on….
sometimes a good dose of healthy competetion keeps your mojo going.
But, in this lifestyle, it seems that the more Foxes keep popping up…
The more potential threats we have for us getting the Wolves we desire.
Or, the ones who are plotting against us for the Wolves we already have.

So many Foxes vying for the same Wolf.
Hybrids offering more to the lifestyle.
And, Wolves who have more options at the buffet table.

Where do you stand above the competition?

Continue reading “That Sexy Fox Tried To Shoot My Self Esteem At Point Blank Range!” →

So Orlando was WEAK.

Yup.

(how terrible was that Slam Dunk contest?)

Too many players and not enough hoes.
Better yet, not enough known players which equaled no hoes.
They heard the word “Orlando” and thought Mickey and Minni Mouse.
But, I’ll be honest, I would have been down there.
Even if I got me a rookie or even a draftee, I would be satisfied.
I swear, I have to teach people how to do what to do.

Peep it…

Continue reading “Jamari Fox’s Guide To Being The Perfect Non-Groupie” →

I need a boo.

One who will take care of me when I am sick.
One who will rescue me when I am at my lowest.
UGH.
I hate being alone.
I have friends, but I need a MAN.
Nothing feels better than a Wolf taking care of you.

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In my state of almighty sickness yesterday,
a Fox sent me an email that 1) inspired me…
…and 2) made me throw up.

Not because of what he said.
But it got me so excited, that my poor stomach went into overdrive.
A Fox who has dealt with a Baller Wolf before he was a Baller Wolf.

My kind of email!
Anyway, lets get into it…

Continue reading “The Tale of a Fox Who Messed With A Pre-Baller Wolf” →

As you know, LaRon Landry is “That Wolf“.

He gets the Fox blood pumpin, don’t he?
He has been on my Wolf list for a few months now.
He is just that Wolf who drips masculine aggression.
Plus, he looks good as hell and has the body of GODS.

What makes LaRon Landry automatically get the heart?
Fuck the drawz…

Continue reading “LaRon Makes The Drawz Cum Down” →

Foxes, Wolves, and Hybrids, I have a scenario for you…

Report to the Foxhole for a catered event…

Okay, check it…

Continue reading “Jamari F0x Asks: Your Baller Wolf, His Beard… and You?” →

MY FAVORITE!
You know I love this portion of the programming!
The day would not be complete if we didn’t have a competition for athlete meat!

You know the rules.
Two Baller Wolves.

ONE QUESTION.

Continue reading “Lay Down Some Rubber: Baller Wolf Edition (27)” →