I Have Been A Bad Fox and I Need A Spanking.

Dracula
The Wolf man
Frankenstein
Evelyn from Basketball Wives

Do you know what they all have in common?

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Relationships Might B For The Birds

Was there a memo that it was  “Break Up With A Nigga” weekend?

So many couples I know were fighting.
I mean, the statuses I saw were crazy.
I had to ask myself:

Do I really want to deal with that shit?

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Omarion: The Cakey Sex Symbol?

I didn’t think O-Cakes was much of a sex symbol.
I guess Trey Songz has set the standard, huh?

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The Mighty Morphin Magical Power Penis

“I need a vacation or something because I feel like I am about to give up and I am fighting it.” – Me, in a text

“U need Dick” – Hubby In My Head, responds.

“It’s not that easy. I do not want to give my body away to some random nigga.” – Me, reply.

“I digz” – His, reply

Would dick magically turn everything right?

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