jacob kohinoor debuted his reality show today.
we talked about here ( x here )
lets check out the first episode, shall we?…

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wolves.
just imagine that ripple effect
when you smashin’ these following cakes to death…

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church is the place where one goes to get drenched in the holy spirit.
well thats what it is “supposed” to be.
nowadays you getting drenched in some other shit.
being completely honest but church is the place to get good gossip,
great drugs,
and greater sex.
the best part?
you can have a do over every sunday at altar call.
yup!
go up there with a face full of tears and repent for all your weekly sins.
um, score?!
i started to wonder if church is starting to become a joke?
or has it always been a inside joke that went over our heads?
is it best to just stay out of that fire so you won’t get burned?
really…

Is church really the devil’s playground?

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everyone meet senior pastor darwin randolph!
isn’t he handsome?
well allegedly you can get some that too.
i’m sure without paying an offering.
well not one that doesn’t involve money that is.
obnoxious tv broke the story and my f-bi filled me in.
aah another member of the “chuuch in d/l and all that is christ” congregation…

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america’s got butt cheeks?
my favorite assologist was watching america’s got talent
and came across some butt cheeks w/ video he wanted me to highlight…

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ive been seeing him around the tumblr block.
i think he is the “new meat everyone wants to fuck”.
i saw his pictures on my timeline and i have question…

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