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Amar’e Stoudemire Would Shower Down The Street From a Gay Teammate

it’s always that one.
one who shows us who they are before we even have to question.
former nba and overseas baller wolf,
amar’e stoudemire,
says he wouldn’t even shower in the same room as a gay teammate.
so a bunch of baller wolves in the isreali league were asked:

Would you have a problem with a gay teammate?

check all the answers including amar’e…
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What Belongs To Amare Stoudamire Is Currently Sinking

new york is a mess.
buses and trains are a mess.
lower manhattan is still a mess.
amare stoudamire felt it like everyone else.
he had no electricity for a while,
and his jeep is currently, “under the sea“…

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Tyson Chandler Got Body Part One Mo Gin’

i even have some video for you.
(thank you javon.)
ready for it?

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI BALLER WOLVES BASICS TURN YO TV ON

Things A Fox Noticed During Allstar Weekend

Just a few things I noticed while watching.
Maybe some can agree, others may not…

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X Marks the f0X: Amare’s Alleged Side Piece

What do you think about this picture?

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Strapped Up All-Stars

I dunno…

I like ballers, Lord knows I do…

But NBA players don’t give me the UMPH that NFL players do.
I mean their resumes fit my qualifications…

TALL
TONED
BIG DICKED (don’t ask how I know)

…. but they just seem to be missing something…

Anyway, the Allstar game in Los Angeles is just around the corner
and some of our favorite ballers are already strapped up…

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