I like ballers, Lord knows I do…
But NBA players don’t give me the UMPH that NFL players do.
I mean their resumes fit my qualifications…
BIG DICKED (don’t ask how I know)
…. but they just seem to be missing something…
Anyway, the Allstar game in Los Angeles is just around the corner
and some of our favorite ballers are already strapped up…
… in their uniforms for their starter pictures.
Amare Stoudemire (He just drips sex, ino)
Derrick Rose (I would let him SLAM DUNK me til I cried)
Kevin Durant (whats with all the acne???)
Dwight Howard (Too goofy to f*ck)
Lebron James (Hey Daddy?)
Some I’d slam dunk.
Others, I’d just slam.
How much hoes with be dribbling their balls come February 20?
Maybe Jamari will make an appearance?
I only request VIP seating and travel.