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please add kanye west on the presidential ticket! we need more excitement!

is he still trying to do this?
okay,
fine,
we shall entertain it.
so kanye is asking to be written in as a candidate for the 2020 presidential race.
he released this video to help push you to get a pen and paper

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all the current surviving class of 2020, do you have high hopes for 2021?

i don’t mean to be a debbie downer,
but i don’t have faith in the rest of this year.
hell,
i can even say i don’t have much faith with 2021

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alone on labor day weekend

“Can you enjoy your own company?”

that was the question in a video i saw over the weekend.
so i spent 90% of my entire labor day weekend in the crib.
besides still being in a pandemic (or are we?),
the people i would spend this weekend with left new yawk.
the other set are down in brooklyn and i’m not taking the mta right now.
so it left me home,
as i’ve spent many days alone since march.
this is the last day of summer and being perfectly honest…

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it’s time to vote! it’s time to pray! (for trump? 2020?)

if i had to suffer,
everyone else will suffer too.
so my friends are mad at me for a text i sent them.
this is what its like to be friends on text messages with jamari fox.
so i was on my twitter timeline today,
minding my business,
and i saw everyone dragging the following.
it was a group of dorks who might parlay as a taylor swift cover band.
they wanted to welcome trump for his tone deaf rally in tulsa, oklahoma…

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI BEAUTY VANITY AND PRETTY SH*T

my skin (care) is always at it’s worst when i’m pining over some toxic job or negro

i’ve noticed when i’m under extreme stress,
my skin takes a humongous turn for the worst.
i end up losing tremendous amounts of weight due to depression and anxiety.
my skin sags,
i break out,
and every line in my face becomes prominent.
unfortunately,
i wasn’t born with perfect skin and it’s been an upward battle since my teens.
as of late,
especially during the rona,
i’ve been on my skincare game really heavy.
i wanted to share a “before and after” with the foxhole.
one of my bffs,
pose,
sent me a picture of when we went to the rihanna concert back in 2016.
this was during a stressful job and “the work wolf era” when it got bad…
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2020 wants all the smoke (rip to pop smoke)

20.
pop smoke was only 20.
lemme font ya foxhole,
ya fox been out in these forests a lot more than before.
that is the only good thing to come out of my last job.

My ex-coworkers be outside and want me outside with them

when this song would come on at the various spots i’d be at…

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