STOP GOING TO CHURCH NOT LOOKING LIKE MEN!!!!!

I thought the scripture was “thou shall not judge”?

church folks are always going to be interesting to me.
dr. juanita bynum thinks our suits for church are “too tight”.
something about “knees being too close“…

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so i guess looking “like a man” is wearing them baggy pimp suits?
instead of shouting,
we need to stand there and look “hard”?
are folks really policing how males go to church now?

how abusive does this sound?
remember what some of us heard as kids?
some abusive shit that always ended with:

“…LIKE A MAN.”

like a man like our ain’t shit daddies?
what?
i fully believe this is why some males go buckwild fuckin’ pussy.
they have a reputation of being “a vixen’s man” for survival.
they could be wack in bed and have 50/11 kids to “looka LIKE A MAN”.
it helps proves manhood in some weird way.
i understand now.

When will these church she jackals realize the ones they least suspect are gay af?
They be marrying and procreating with the gayest of the gay.
Its so bizarre to me.
I always font ya’ll church has the best dick.

some of ya’ll don’t be listening tho.

lowkey: these vixens are silly.
them same tight suits males will break some hot penis off in them.
they would make a good husband…
but when you’re use to pookie and ray ray…
well.

8 thoughts on “STOP GOING TO CHURCH NOT LOOKING LIKE MEN!!!!!”

I don’t want to sound snobbish or elitist, but her comments and the reaction of the parishioners come across as ignorant and uncultured. There are so many different standards of masculinity throughout the world, it is so bizarre the metrics that are used in the United States, who told people it was ok to try and restrict black men in this way? As a black male in the United States, you can’t smoke hookah, you can’t eat bananas, you can’t wear certain colors, you can’t use chapstick, you can’t drive certain cars, you can’t wear form-fitting clothes, you can’t watch certain TV shows or movies, you can’t like certain music, and even now you have people talking about what jobs you’re not allowed to have; it’s crazy and tiring.

My other issue is, the black community is facing so many problems that go far beyond Republican vs Democrats/ liberal vs conservative; some reports say that black people make up to 50% of the homeless population and growing, and some reports say black wealth collectively will be 0 by 2050 ( that is in one generation or 25 years), there is environmental racism, food deserts, the lack of quality education and the consequences of mass incarceration; as a pastor you’re supposed to speak to these issues and offer solutions anything else is an abdication of responsibility. The last thing on your list of priorities should be how tight some man’s suit is, which to be honest is just a proxy conversation about homosexuality.

We need to start having a conversation about the views on homosexuality within the black community. I feel like we are stuck in a time warp, we are stuck in the 90s with our own version of “ Don’t ask, Don’t tell”, it seems like all of black media is obsessed with trying to out and expose people’s sexuality. Nobody cared about Cassie or any victims, the real story became about the “Freak offs” and who was involved, which is why everyone got concerned when TD Jake’s name got mentioned. Every other story out is about how someone is gay or DL.

Lastly, I don’t want to be misogynistic because I think they’re some fantastic female preachers, but if we want to go there and stick to the word I could be wrong and correct me if I am because I’m not a theologian; but if we are to go by tradition I thought women weren’t supposed to preach the “ Word”.

What does all that noise have to do with, The Birth-The Death- The Resurrection of Jesus Christ. Meanwhile….. Preaching, Yelling, and Carrying on………. LIKE A MAN