You Put My Nudes Online and I’ll Have Your Ass Arrested

tumblr_msbse5qUry1qi857wo1_500“let me upload this to myexisabastard.com tonight.
that will show him!”
so your ex has pissed you off.
don’t they all?
well you have all his nudes and sex videos in your possession.
with a little photo shop you can block out your face and give everyone a little show and tell.
tell how much of a freak he is in the bed.
l with an upcoming law tho,
you better just jack off to the memories.
“revenge porn” could have you sitting in jail…

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Are Kerry Rhodes and Maxwell Not Sitting In A Tree?

bosombuddieslow-key: i don’t believe they are fuckin’.
i could be wrong.
if they were fuckin’,
why would they be so obvious?
especially with someone who had the opportunity to “come out” and didn’t.
looking at his track record tho for being obvious tho.
i mean…

i get so many tweets and emails all starting with this one sentence:

“peanut ruined it for us”.

i’m often tempted to say:

“he didn’t ruin shit for me.”

…but now i have to stop and think.
so yesterday maxwell and kerry ( x took a picture ) with a really cheap looking filter.
well all hell broke loose in maxwell’s comment box.
people accused them both of screwing each other.
it’s almost like anyone associated with kerry rhodes is guilty by association.
there was one comment that caught my eye:

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you can already take a wild guess who this is.
as i read all the slander on ( x that page ),
i couldn’t help but wonder is this all could have been avoided?
now everyone who likes wolves/foxes/or hybrids of a certain status
are questioning if they can still get in where they fit in (or the other way around).
so because of one bitter queen

Has the game been fucked up?

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Who’s Yo Daddy? Huh? Who Is It?……. Uh You Maybe? I Dunno.

KERRYRdaddyi wouldn’t mind calling kerry rhodes “daddy”.
has a nice ring to it.
in a twist that i didn’t see coming,
allegedly he might be kim k’s baby daddy.
stop laughing!
you have to read the rest!
stop!
bossip has it and well…

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Fuck These Gay Ass Niggas! They Think I’m Sexy! BURN!

tumblr_mmkhbeigw81ql48q6o1_500…and you are trying to be some sort of celebrity.
when did that become a good idea?
you online being narcissistic all day.
had me wondering if you own a shirt?
lord knows you own a camera.
they shoulda never gave some of ya’ll niggas camera phones….

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Desperately Seeking Relevance?

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….again?
i guess we can expect this every month.
anyway in my absence,
you guys were on it as usual.
had about 20 emails in my box about this.
even some mentions on twitter.
i watched the video that peanut leaked for the first time this morning.
and well…

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Had A Balls… Well, His Balls.

funny_wedding_cake_toppers17last night i had sex with my wife.
i haven’t had none in a while.
maybe pussy would help?
i brought her to my bedroom,
where i proceeded to beat that pussy down for 2 rounds..

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