jessica simpson is an “open book”

2003 was a good time for celebs,
but it was one of the worst years of my life.
that was when i hit rock bottom,
had no money,
and was homeless af in these forests.
i had to move in the “haunted house” that was my aunt’s crib.
mice and roaches running amok everywhere.
they made sure to have tvs and cable in every room tho.
i remember watching “newlyweds: nick and jessica simpson” on mtv.
jessica was one of the “post-britney” bots of sugary pop-dom of the late 90s.
i thought she could sing:
when their reality show debuted in 2003,
i was curious as to wtf was going on.
it was the second reality show featuring celebrities and their bts.
i remember how iconic this was…
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pete buttigieg is coming for that throne (and some hate to see it)

i get exhausted with politics.
that orange hippo that is “running” the country is exhausting.
from the tweets to the ignorance,
i always need a nap.
i haven’t been keeping up.
i was alerted that pete buttigieg is sweeping in the iowa caucuses.
the thing is…
Pete is openly gay and married
his partner is chasten glezman…

…who was a drama teacher from their forest,
south bend,
indiana.
well pete is on the rise,
but not a lot of folks knew he was gay.
i’m hearing about him for the first time tbh.
it seems he has been making his rounds tho.
a foxholer sent me a reaction from a voter in iowa via “cbs news“…
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ain’t no fun when mo’nique has got the gun (and it’s pointed at oprah)

i never thought i’d see or hear oprah getting “told about herself”.
hell,
by mo’nique of all folks.
i won’t lie,
but that mj documentary really put a dent in her character for me.
for others,
i was surprised it was before that.
so many folks i have spoken to have said they never fucked with oprah too tough.
well you know mo’nique is all about “telling folks about themselves”,
especially ones who did her wrong.
oprah is one of those wrong doers in her story.
she decided to address oprah on her ig and well…
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marshall price gets some monster pipe leakage

*the following entry is rated xxx
parental advisory is strongly advised
there are many types of “onlyfans” there.
i’ve seen a lot of pipe leakage from most of them.
90% can get boring af if they don’t keep the content interesting.
you already know that marshall price,
who is becoming quite the influencer,
has an “onlyfans“.
someone decided to leak all of marshall’s “onlyfans” content.
well…
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episode 3 | “hey panini, you’re a meanie!”

so remember when the foxhole dragged my cousin hybrid?
it was in ( x this ) entry.
well he was a guest in this week’s podcast.
you know i asked him to address it,
right?
he was the guest on the podcast this weekend for episode 3…
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jennifer lopez and shakira do “halftime show”

so i didn’t know what to expect.
jennifer lopez and shakira were doing the superbowl halftime show.
two artists who are completely different in genre.
the only thing about them that’s similar is they’re both latinas.
This could go good or really bad
so i was front and center for last night’s performance and well…
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