lebron james is puts the thicky in pank

i’m gonna keep on fonting it until i’m blue in the face:

Lebron James has the BEST bawdy in the NBA.

…period.
he is stupid tall,
dumb thick,
and don’t get me started on that ignorant tail of his.

 

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everyone talks about it.
honestly,
in my opinion,
i think he is really handsome too.
you know i have a thing for noses too.
one thing about lebron is he knows how to wear clothes.
the other day,
he showed up in shorts to a game and…

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creepin’ on the down low

“So I creep yeah
‘Cause he doesn’t know what I do
And no attention goes to show…”

you remember that moment when you saw your work crush?
you didn’t know his name but you became the f-bi to get it?
yeah,
that was levon and i.
episode 5 is up and here is an excerpt…

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lets have a real discussion about the fall of usher

so the other day,
i heard the tail end of something about “the fall of usher“.
i was like:

“WTF DID USHER RAYMOND DO?!?!?”

…but it wasn’t about ^this usher.
it was about a new show on netflix called “the fall of the house of usher“.

 

foxhole,
and this has no spoilers…

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the pastor gave someone prayer, a word, and a little over 2 million

he looks like rockmond dunbar,
don’t he?
if you squint and turn your head to the side,
you can see it.

well ^that hyena is named ralph douglas west II.
he is a mega church ass. pastor from texas who was sued for 2.45 million.
a foxhole sent in why and well…

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chrisean rock don’t want no feminine son since she gonna be mom and dad

why did chrisean rock decide have a child?
serious question.
i feel like some people think having a kid is cute on paper “until“.
welp!
she chose to keep the creamy filling for someone who didn’t want her!
she claims she doesn’t want her son to come out feminine…

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reminder: you are becoming like your mother and its a real downer :-(

many of us,
whether we like or not,
will be like the ones who raised us as we grow up.
i shudder the thought.
so yes reader,
as you get older,
you are becoming like your mother/father/grandmother/whoever.
some of you are shuddering at the thought.
i am working on breaking that generational curse in my own life.
so i’m going to font you something that i want you to read carefully.
ready?…

Whether you are a total wolf,
total fox,
or a total hybrid.
Whether you don’t want your penis touched or you do.
Whether you never want to suck or to be sucked…

I’m letting you know that I,
Jamari Fox,
supports you in WHATEVER you choose to do.

here is the thing…

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