the exes with the big tails had a moment and the F-BI sent the highlight reel

life is a continuous series of highlight reels and moments.
we think we’re having FOMO about something,
but it’s just for an hour and we’ll get over it.
unfortunately:

when we do things with ex-partners,
like wearing matching pajamas or sex on the internet,
those highlight reels and moments will last a lifetime
on bey’s internet.

^that big booty hybrid wolf-but-fox for the fans seems to be experiencing that now.
an F-BI sent me the following alleged drop of him and his sex working ex:

the way he was losing his mind in the alleged video tho…

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the white house is giving myrtle manor nowadays

i still can’t believe this legit happened.

did we ever think we’d see a legit UFC fight on the white house lawn?

the knicks really blew the tires out of this event.
is this the same event all those performers pulled out of?
two things that i found interesting tho…

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God keeps adding side quests and i’m tired of playing this game

i was trying to sleep and all i heard was barking.
it was 4 am.
chaos agent decided to foster another dog.
it woke me up out of my sleep and i was so tight.
i had to up at 730 am for work.
all the other dogs were quiet in the early morning hours.
the last puppy temperament was so chill.
he was 3 years old.
this new puppy is only 3 months old.

teething and restless.
heavy.

not only that,
i only knew this dog was coming the day before.
i just know i was sleeping but i was so annoyed.
in a rage,
i was gonna text all of my friends…

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the wolff with the big penis?

he has a big penis.
ask me how i know…

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are the AI menz better than the real onez?

it’s getting to the point i can’t tell an AI male from a real one.
with some,
it’s obvious but others:


one of the Foxholers sent me drop with a youtube video.
he said,
“the AI is going crazy

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just because you could go back to the past doesn’t mean you should

i loved “the butterfly effect” because it shows the dangers of changing the past.

cousin hybrid asked me today that if i could go back to a particular year,
one where all the shit in my life popped off,
would i change anything with the knowledge i have now.

ironic because earlier today,
i asked fancy if she ever misses anyone from her past.
i’ve been fantasizing heavy about someone from mine.
as fun as it would be to try and change the past

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