if i had a vagina,
it would have told me we would fuck on the first date.
nice to meet you.
i’ll have a sex on the beach.
all jokes aside,
he is straight with a girlfriend and beautiful daughter.
he seems very…. adhd-ish tho.
like, he’d get annoying really fast.
lowkey: he is always being catfished.
this is 2014 people.
cut the shenanigans.
check out the real copy,
frankie aka rudegentleman: instagram