Jamari Fox VS Planet of The Apes

This is a story for my Foxes out here.

When someone shows you their insecurities,
either by shunning you OR treating you like shit for no reason,
just know there is ALWAYS a reason.
No one does anything WITHOUT a reason.

Funny how KARMA is…

So last summer I was in Time Square
with Star Fox and my Cousin Fox, who was visiting from a forest far far away.
We were doing some last minute clothes shopping for Cousin Fox to take back with him,
when I spotted two Meat Heads doing pull ups on a street light.
All I saw was muscles and you know I was hooked.
I managed to get a picture inside the store but I wanted a video.

Here they are in action:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qMD2BDSCE8]

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDfBhepWC9g]

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc8cGTPj5Sw]

These 2 dumb-asses apes were lathering themselves down with baby oil and climbing on things.
I saw a few tourist taking pictures and I figured I would join in on the Kodak moments.
Plus it would have been good iSpy for my site.

“AYO PUT THAT CAMERA AWAY.”

Since there was so much noise around, I did not know who that was being said too.
I walked a lot closer for a better view and started to aim my camera towards Ape #1 with the tats.

(He is DANIEL in the second video)

Anyway, he was doing pull ups while enjoying all this attention from all the white people gawking.
Suddenly this muthafucka gets down and started walking towards me. He looked like he had a ton of rage in his eyes and stands in-front of me:

“I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU PUT THAT CAMERA AWAY.
DON’T MAKE ME HAVE TO TELL YOU AGAIN.”


I can’t even express how embarrassed I was.

I had all these people staring at me like I stole this man’s integrity and wiped my whole ass with it.
Since this muthafucka was WAY bigger than me, I walked away without being a smart ass.
He would have used me as a bare-bell and benched pressed my ass… and not in the good way.

“What was all that about?” Cousin Fox asked.
“I don’t even know.” I replied, walking away.

I left that night PISSED THE FUCK OFF and feeling like I was singled out.
I could work at Men’s Fitness and wanted to book them for a fitness spread.
You do not know who knows who.
Funny enough, I thought it was because I was a man and he felt uncomfortable.
He had a million and 1 white men with their cameras out.
There was even a little white queen with a flowing leopard scarf getting in on the action.
I’m far from even looking or being a queen….
But he singled THIS FOX OUT?!?!?


Last week, I saw Ape #1 at my train stop.
It was like 40 degrees and he was just wearing a wife beater.
Dumb ass.
He looked dusty, with some dusty ass sneakers, and looking broke as hell.
It made me smile inside honestly.
Well, come to find out, he is D/L and CRAZY.
How ironic he was at the gay club and was showing his crazy ass.
Again, you don’t know who knows who and I know someone who knows him.
Also if you go to the comments on those Youtube videos,you will see his whole low down.
Spitting in women’s faces – WHAT????????????????

So…… if my Foxes or Wolves see them out this summer in Times Square.
They should be because they ain’t got nothing to do.
Look at them and scream:

JAMARI FOX SHOULD HAVE TAUGHT U.

That would make me so proud.
The Fox and Wolf army runs real strong.

😉

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

11 thoughts on “Jamari Fox VS Planet of The Apes”

      1. but thats weird at my gym the big swole dudes quick 2 spot so they can grab a handfull of cake or put thet thang in ya face. he was prob tryin 2 holla n did that 2 get yo attention and say he sorry later… with interst

  1. omg007 :

    but thats weird at my gym the big swole dudes quick 2 spot so they can grab a handfull of cake or put thet thang in ya face. he was prob tryin 2 holla n did that 2 get yo attention and say he sorry later… with interst

    well i will need him to not use “embarrassment” as his way of trying to get some cut.

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