one of the first things i’m doing when new yawk opens up is a haircut.
my whole head is terror,
even tho i been doing my best to maintain my hair with products.
the vanity in me once to look normal even tho i plan on keeping my events limited.
everyone meet mike schultz,
a rn from san francisco.
he ended up catching the rona while attending the winter party festival in march.
he decided to share his “before and after” from his battle and well…
Continue reading “the rona shredded his muscles down from 190 to 140 pounds (holy guacamole)” →

this is why i love baller and the muscular wolves.
the fact they can’t fit into most clothes.
this is not shade in anyway.
i get turned on by seeing muscle in clothes.
i like them in just underwear too
from arms,
and pecs,
in dress shirts to thighs in pants and sweats.
i’ll never forget these pants that lebron was damn near bursting out of:

hi,
i’m delirious.
nice meeting you.
so the following video dropped down my timeline today.
saved almost instantly.
it was from the company,
“state and liberty“,
which specializes in athletic fit clothing.
well…

Continue reading “don’t we love a muscular male who knows his… size?” →

i love pork chops.
even though pork isn’t good for you,
it is one of my favorite things to cook.
who knew pigs were part of the “fit fam”?
deray davis posted a picture of some jacked up pork.
well…
Continue reading “So These Pigs Are On A Special IG Meal Plan?” →

^that is valdir segato as a cub.
the wolf this following story a f-bi sent me is all about.
so there is something i suspect that all the work out warriors suffer with.
now not all of them,
but if you really put two and two together…
all this random working out they do in disguise as being fit.
“i just want to look better naked” memes but single af.
the gym is literally making them their bitch.
well their symptoms may stem from “body dysmorphic disorder”.
it’s basically seeing perceived flaws on your bawdy,
and even going to extremes to improve your bawdy,
even though nothing is wrong with you.
that is where valdir segato comes in.
he has gone as far as injecting oil into his bawdy for bigger muscles.
ya’ll…
check this out via the mirror…
Continue reading “Injecting Oil In Your Muscles Is The New IG Filter” →

so nicki minaj x,
safaree,
is trying to make us thirsty on instagram.
welcome to another exciting round of “thirst trap 101”!…
Continue reading “Safaree Adds “Bawdy” To His Resume” →

if jesus walked on earth,
i think he would look like ( x omarion ryan ) and have a gym membership.
it would give us a good reason to get down on your knees right?
okay.
i’ll pour the gasoline on my draws now.

lowkey: the things i would do to a wolf with this body.
shiiiiiiiiidddddddd….
i think he would break up with me for being too sexual.

*photo credited to omarion ryan