I’m About To Commit Suicide So He Will Stop Cheating On Me!

Well guess what ma?
There goes that extra child support he has to worry about…
… and his pipe lands in back up twat after the funeral.


On this weeks episode of “When Birds Fly The Coop“…

For New York Jet and prolific baby daddy Antonio Cromartie, it was wedded blitz. Terricka Cason Cromartie, while seven months pregnant with their second child, sent her cornerback hubby these heart-stopping texts: “God forgive me, I don’t want to die. What have I done?” and “I cut my wrists. I took those pills.” Cromartie, who was in Miami, frantically called the Randolph Township, NJ, police at 2:43 a.m.

“There’s a problem at my house. She’s bleeding. She cut her wrists,” he told the dispatcher.

When no one answered the bell or phone at 21 Fairfield Ave., cops broke down two doors with an ax and sledgehammer, ran upstairs and found Terricka in bed with her two daughters.
Not a drop of blood in sight. Terricka confessed she had faked the suicide try because she thought Cromartie — who has 10 kids, including eight with seven other women — was “cheating on her.” “She stated that she had no intention of going through with the act,” says a police report on the May 6, 2011 incident. “She said she was exercising her First Amendment right to free speech and could say whatever she wanted.” The jealous wife also admitted sending text messages “to the woman she believes is romantically involved with her husband.”

She apparently tried to scare off her would-be rival, “telling her that both she [Terricka] and her husband have [word redacted] even though they do not,” the report says. Officers told Terricka she had to undergo a psychiatric evaluation at a local hospital. Terricka objected, saying that a paid driver was coming to take to her to the airport to go to Miami, and that she would be in her sister’s wedding that weekend.
But cops insisted she was “in need of involuntary commitment.” She became “belligerent, uncooperative, irrational and argumentative.” She said she had no one to watch her kids, but finally agreed to be hauled off. The state’s child-protection agency took temporary care of her daughters, one from a prior relationship and one with Cromartie.

Terricka, now 31, tweeted last month that she and the fertile footballer, 28, are expecting twins.
Cromartie rep Fadde Mikhail did not respond to a request for comment.

she was on the bed…
with her daughters…
faked suicide…

What a dumb bitch.
They should have arrested her stupid ass and fined her for ignorance.
Didn’t she give an interview where she said all these other females are jealous of what they have?
Guess that foot landed square in that mouth, huh?

She should not have been getting knocked up by a man who has the whole tribe of Africa on his “Bills To Pay” list.
She also shouldn’t have let no sperm inside her when he couldn’t remember all of his kid’s names.

… and at end of the day,
most importantly,
he has no MONEY.

I just can’t…

7 thoughts on “I’m About To Commit Suicide So He Will Stop Cheating On Me!

  1. This is what happens when you give a no good man a paycheck in excess

    Too much money. Not enough sense.

  2. Hoes are dumb as fuck. I’m sitting in ones house as I type this from my iPhone. They sicken me with how simple and dumb they can be. The funny part, when they act so ” aware” of what they want need or can be .. Nah hoe shut up you want whatever my dick says you want. I guess bitches will remain bitches . You meet a man who has 10 children with SEVEN other women and u still let him fuck you, RAW?!!!! Fuck outta here dumb ass hoe u need to get put out of the world u r taking up space

  3. Soooo everybody in a damn tizzy cause gays wana get married but str8 behavior like this is exceptable?!?!?

  4. This situation is a Honey-Baked–H.A.M(Hot Ass Mess) SMH at this tomfoolery, this is a pure definition of Nigga Shit, the kids, the ratchet wife, its just too much to take in. Oh God lets just hope that VH-1 does not give these two a reality show.

  5. Why in the fuck does he have so many damn kids? Got Damn.
    Like WTF mane?
    What kind of shit is that?
    How could a nigga be so stupid?

    I’ve been hearing about these two for a while and I’m tired of them already. Since Antonio has so many damn kids, I bet he doesn’t even get to touch his nfl check. It gets divided into eight ways and he ends up with nothing.

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