you know what i hate?…
ONE WORD TEXT CONVERSATIONS.
he hit me up,
i’m talkin’ to him,
and you are replying like:
IS THIS THE NEW HUMAN CONVERSATION?
there is no segway into an actual conversation.
how do you leap off of “oh”?
i’m looking like a doofus because i’m sitting up here with,
2 whole sentences.
his reply is some damn:
“lol i like dat”
a quick rant.
i bet if i told him what a filthy dirty hoe i was and how i needed a bath,
he would tell me in detail:
how clear the water would be,
and what was the ingredients in the soap.
i don’t know how people do these basic text conversations.
i need just a little more effort…