i love a generous john.
the ones that truly think about what you’d like during sponsorship.
i also love when homophobic church folks get caught tf up in full gay shit.
It gives me clear skin
barry cole poyner,
elder at “church of christ” in missouri,
is a john who allegedly loved giving out gifts and gift cards for services rendered.
too bad for him tho…
He got arrested for it.
this is what a foxhholer sent me via “the post“…
A Missouri church leader allegedly tried to pay for sex on the gay hookup app Grindr — with an Arby’s card, according to a report.
Using the handle “DILF,” Barry Cole Poyner, 57, allegedly tried to bed hot college-age guys by offering to pay for gas, clothes and roast beef sandwiches, police told the Kirksville Daily Express.
The Church of Christ elder — who is also a professor at nearby Truman State University — was busted after a student reported him and a cop went undercover on the app, according to the paper.
Poyner allegedly sent the officer a message saying he “would love to have a sugar daddy relationship” —then offered to fill up his gas tank in exchange for sexual favors on Dec. 3, according to the paper. If the younger guy was willing, Poyner said, he “might throw in an Arby’s card LOL.”
Instead, Poyner was greeted by officers at the gas station, where he tried to flee, according to the paper.
When he was pulled over a few blocks away, he allegedly told police he “was not doing anything with a minor” and was only “trying to help” by offering gifts to men on the app.
He was charged with patronizing prostitution and faces up to six months behind bars.
it’s a shame he got snitched out.
he was the perfect mark to run them pockets.
i don’t do “arbys”,
because that’s just insulting,
but i’d definitely fuck with “chipotle” on some days.
this is after he was paying my rent and keeping me “crute“.
i really need these homophobic church folks to stay quiet in their bags.
they always out here screaming why being gay is a sin,
but most of them get caught up looking for prime beef to fill them up.
it’s really not that critical,
but i love fonting about it.
proceed if you must homophobes!
we love to see it.
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