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Don’t Even Think Of Sneaking In Dez Bryant’s Crib To Get Some

   Published Date: August 27, 2012  5 Comments on Don’t Even Think Of Sneaking In Dez Bryant’s Crib To Get Some

dez bryant is on house arrest.
yup.
he wanted to be a big bad wolf,
well they put him on time out with a whole gang of rules…

– Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Dez Bryanthas agreed to strict guidelines from team officials regarding his conduct away from the field.

The guidelines Bryant agreed to took effect August 23 when the team returned to Dallas after three weeks of training camp in California, according to sources.

Sources say some of the rules Bryant must abide are as follows:

• A midnight curfew. If he’s going to miss curfew, team officials must know in advance

• No drinking alcohol

• He can’t attend any nightclubs or strip clubs

• He must attend counseling sessions twice a week

• A rotating three-man security team will leave one man with Bryant at all times

• Members of the security team will drive Bryant to practices, games and team functions

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really dez?
they could as well serve him room temperature drinks and tuck him in at night too.
although, i’m sure he won’t really follow those rules.
i hear curfew freakin’ is actually really hot.

 

5 thoughts on “Don’t Even Think Of Sneaking In Dez Bryant’s Crib To Get Some”

  1. Damn, well the Vixens and Foxes in Dallas are either crying or hatching some extra ordinary plans to get to this Wolf. Massa Jerry Jones is not playing with the kids this NFL season. Lets pray he follows the rules or back to UPS for you Dez.

  2. I hope he stays out of trouble and doesn’t ruin his career b because he’s very talented.

    S/N:I would sneak in his crib for a hit of that ass. He looks good, and I’m still a big fan of his game. Where do I sign to be one of his security men?

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