Colin Kaepernick Learned These Thots Ain’t Loyal

Screen Shot 2014-04-10 at 7.14.36 PMcolin kaepernick got caught up today.
a vixen accused him,
and two of his baller wolf pack,
of sexual assault today stemming from a april 1st incident.
oh boy…

According to an incident report obtained by USA TODAY Sports, the alleged incident took place April 1 at the Viceroy hotel in downtown Miami. Ricardo Lockette, a Seattle Seahawks wide receiver, and Quinton Patton, a 49ers receiver, are listed as “persons involved” along with Kaepernick.

According to the report, the alleged victim went to Lockette’s apartment at the Viceroy where Kaepernick and Patton were watching a basketball game. The woman told police she knows Kaepernick and that they have had a “sexual relationship.”

The woman said she “mixed some drinks for all of them and gave them shots.” She was then instructed by the men to ” ‘hit’ the bong which contained marijuana.” Later she said she started to feel light headed and went to a bedroom to lie down.

“Mr. Kaepernick came behind her into the bedroom and started kissing her,” according to the report. “Mr. Kaepernick started to undress her. She got completely naked. Mr. Kaepernick told her that he was going to be right back and left the bedroom. They did not have sex.”

Patton and Lockette looked in the room where the alleged victim said: “What are you doing? Where is Colin? Get out.” The alleged victim told police she does not remember anything after that, and that she woke up in a hospital bed, not aware of how she got there.

Pimentel said he did not know if a rape examination had been conducted on the woman.

The 49ers confirmed they are also looking into the incident.

KaepernickLaughsPunterIncompletePassuh really colin?
personally this sounds like she was invited over to get the train ran on.
i know straight wolves and i know how they get thotabellas in a choo choo situation.
they’ll invite the jump off one is fuckin over to see how far they can go.
she gets some weed,
 drank,
a few laughs,
and #BAM!
she done fucked the entire team in one night.
ive seen how it goes myself:

“yo.
i’m bored yo.
yo what ever happened to that chick you was messin with?” – wolf 1

“which one?” – wolf 2

“the light skin one with the fat ass.” – wolf 1

“oh you mean thotisha?
we still fuck.
bitch is a straight freak.
she stupid tho.
she do whatever i say.” – wolf 2

“wordddddd?
you think she let me hit too?” – wolf 1

“shit i can’t promise nothing,
but lemme text her and see if she wanna come thru.” -wolf 2

“yeah n*gga.
set that shit up and lets get this poppin’.” a very random wolf 3

…or something like that.
plus colin been allegedly hoin’ around instagram on his own thotness as well.
i knew he’d get caught up sooner or later by some hungry hoe.
looks like he learned today.
get it together colin and co.

article found: usa today

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

11 thoughts on “Colin Kaepernick Learned These Thots Ain’t Loyal

  1. SMH….i dont know what to say except this will ALWAYS happen as long as you have these hoes who chase these men for money and these guys who have fun F ing these girls for FUN. Hope it does not get any further for their sake, they pay the bitch and everybody moves on.

  2. I don’t get these chicks who put themselves in these situations and then are surprised when shit like this happens. Why would any woman be comfortable around a bunch of men who she has no emotional connection with. That’s why so many women go overseas and are kidnapped and sold into sex slavery.

    I’m not too surprised by the train thing tho. My straight cousin has told me stories about the trains him and his friends have ran on women. He said if I was ever in one, make sure I go first, second, or third. They basically treat the woman like she’s a trash-can. Even if I was straight, I wouldn’t be apart of something like that.

    1. ^yup.
      ive been in the house when my homeboys were running the train on some chick back in the day.
      she looked dead in her eyes when she walked in the door.
      they would all wait til one had their turn and go in after another.
      they talked about her dog when she left.

  3. Whore-up, or door-up!

    Trickin’ is serious business. Now, when you run the scenario in your head and realize that NEITHER man is interested in you “personally” and you’re being positioned as a free agent, you will decide what’s in it for you and do the math.

    A) Bust a hoe move and go for the cash
    B) Become Samantha in your head and GO HARD IN THE PAINT for all the primo dick you can’t tell nobody but god about and make it legendary for those gentlemen
    C) Excuse yourself and sashay out the door so hard your hips ache and your heal cracks
    D) Get played like a rookie

    She choose D!

    Nothing hurts more than to know that you left money on the table, especially when you gave away your dignity for nothing and you can’t even get a Facebook add…. ’cause we don’t love them hoes

  4. Smh she’s mad because she willingly let these dudes run a train on her and now she wants to get paid. Heaux…

  5. Realistically speaking they have a whole lot more to lose than she does.

    If she wanted money and she was scandalous she could’ve just blackmailed them in private and got paid for her silence. Instead she is risking being called every synonym of a hoe and having her whole sex history put on blast.

    I don’t care how much drinking she did or how many grams of weed she smoked she still has the right to say NO.

    All parties should be responsible enough to know better.

    1. The story was sketchy from the jump. What pro football player would assault someone with the Darren Sharper situation going on? I do not think they are that stupid. We all know Colin is a lil hoe tho. He has been taking advantage of his fame the past year and a half. I heard he be talking to hoes all over instagram and Twitter.

  6. That’s definitely the script,man! …except now the fellas are becoming a lil more “interactive” ( dont even ask) these days with each other. While she below suckin…theyre doin some other “oration” up top…lol Wide Receivers ..(most/a lot of em…are freaks!! While one’s bonin’; the sideguy eats out/fucks the bonER! …the chicas are with it!! He left the room…bet he came back, too…lol I know…i know…lol

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