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How To Make Your Ex Vomit: The Tyga Chronicles
tyga ain’t thinkin’ bout youuuuuuuuu…
well,
his last vixen he had.
the young one.
part of the kkk with the big lips.
uh huh.
her.
well allegedly,
they broke up and tyga moved on fast.
check the new alleged vixen in his life.
everyone meet demi rose mawby…
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They Like To Perform For Us
so summer is almost here and for us new yawkers,
you know what that means on the mta?
well yes,
homeless animals stinkin’ up the joint.
avoid empty train cars with 1 animal on it please!
seriously its the cubs performing in between stops.
sometimes it can be annoying,
but other times it can be real entertaining.
like so…
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Janet Jackson Has Good News (and Possible Bad News For You)
welp!
janet jackson is pregnant with her first cub.
she is pregnant at soon to be 50.
i know the hubz must be thrilled.
ya know who is not thrilled?
all those who had tickets to her concerts she had to “postpone”.
i doubt she is going to go back on tour after she gives birth.
she isn’t a spring vixen anymore,
but congrats on the new addition!
lowkey: so when her cub is going to prom,
she will be 80-ish?
70-ish?
Kellon Deryck: The New Baller Wolf
let’s talk about my big booty cutie,
kellon deryck.
you know i luh-ed-ed him.
i’ve been meaning to this entry for a while now.
so as you know,
kellon is what you would call a business wolf.
he has risen from “hair stylist” to legit “business owner”.
kellon has opened up his own salon adeptly titled,
“the kellon deryck salon”.
take a look at the seed he planted…
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Anti Lemonade
one thing i love about beyonce and rihanna,
during these eras of theirs,
is that they went completely outside the box.
that is art.
that is creativity.
that is taking a stand against what everyone thinks you should be doing.
they both released albums that don’t have huge radio hits.
hell,
they are all over the place on first listen.
their albums are very personal for them…
Let Prince Inspire U
prince has still been effecting me.
i cannot believe he died the way he did.
i always thought prince would live to be like 100.
120,
tops.
like rose nyland,
he would do random pop ups in his old age and be gone like a ghost.
57 is just way too young.
it makes me sad all of our black legends died so lonely…
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