(…and another one) coppin’ pleas for jussie smollett

jussie smollett isn’t even doing anything and has become insufferable.
things never start well if you have to ask…

“What if…”

like,
it’s on this level:

that means you know there is doubt lingering somewhere.
well that was what jussie’s brother,
jojo smollett,
posed in his article at bet.
a foxholer sent me a quick write up from “ny daily news“…

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jussie smollett lawyer wants the mandingo brothers to pay

ya know,
if i got off from a crime that nearly landed my tail in jail,
i’d be on the next flight to some remote island.
it would be me,
getting right with God,
and laying on a beach somewhere.
i’d be tanned and ready to start work in a few months.
nope,
not jussie smollett tho.
he wants to keep the flames going via “the daily mail”
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jess hilarious wants to give us an apology with salty tears inside

social media has made it easy for un-cultured idiots to have a seat at the table.
yes,
idiots.
we let anyone with a cute photoshopped pic get to the throne.
back in the day,
they had to work hard for their keep.
the beauty was we only saw them during events,
radio interviews,
or whatever else allowed them to be seen and vanish again.
now,
we can see them doing dumb shit and be on the entire ig live with it.
jess hilarious isn’t dropping the “f” bomb this time,
but she’s in hot water yet again.

this time,
she offended the muslim community when she did this video:

i’ll use this again:

well,
she has taken to her ig for a tearful apology

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i guess they didn’t scrap the live-action “aladdin” movie…

so remember that awful live-action “aladdin movie they plan on releasing?
they finally released the full trailer during the grammys.
um…
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azealia banks is playing the victim once again

ya know,
it gets to a point where you gotta look in the mirror and ask yourself:

“Is it me?”

when all kinds of bad shit keeps happening,
everyone has the same story about you,
and you’re constantly in drama,
it may not just be someone else anymore.
the problem may very well be you.
this is my continued issue with azealia banks.
she’s in another drama filled,
tear inducing,
ig rant with the word “victim” over her head.
this time it’s about the her vs the airpline,
aer lingus.
she’s banned from flying them again due to an alleged tirade.
this is what a foxholer sent me…
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“instagrandstanding”: how to make someone (maybe) respond back

it takes a lot to date someone these days.
notice i footed the word: “date”.
it’s easy to get some ass/dick,
but it’s harder to date these days.
you gotta be your perfect self and so does your social media.
it can be a full time job,
but:

without the lack of stability
waiting for the benefits to kick in

one of the foxholers sent me a new-but not so new-trend in dating these days.

Instagrandstanding

i know.
this is what “cock and cocktails” had to font about it…

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