so last night (1.11.14) was nba baller wolf dwyane wade’s birthday,
in which he celebrated on the water.
an f-bi sent me a buffet of pictures for post.
the festivities brought out his fiance,
gabrielle union,
as well as his #miamiheat teammates and their vixens.
hell maybe a fox or two?…
Continue reading “Wade In The Water” →

an f-bi sent me this story and all i could do was “smmfh”.
so desean jackson is one of those baller wolves who thinks he can trust “anyone”.
“yeah naw i’ll leave you my keys while i’m on the road.
i need someone to water my plants and feed my turtle.
i know we just met like last year,
but you seem cool.”
this is the same baller wolf who also trusted someone who told him he could rap.
well he learned not to trust “no one” because someone in his circle robbed his ass.
pro football talk has all this foolishness…
Continue reading ““How To Get Got” Feat. DeSean Jackson and His “Ain’t Shit” Friends” →

every so often,
i see a snow wolf who makes me extremely hungry.
he reminds  me of warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream on the top.
now paul walker was my snow wolf crush,
but sadly he is with the big homie up above.
the spot was pretty much open.
well i watching minding my own business last night,
channel surfing,
when i turned on wendy williams.
her special guest was kellan lutz who i want in my spot…
Continue reading “Can Someone Bring Me This Kellan Lutz With Ice Cream on Top? (NOW)” →

jay z has come a long way from his second album.
well some footage just surfaced with jay,
getting an interview from uncle luke about his second album,
while some chick eats another out next to him.
yes.
you read the last part right.
this is NSFW and 18^...
Continue reading “Jay Z, Uncle Luke, and Two Lesbians Shoot The Breeze” →

well this is unexpected news,
but ex baller wolf terrell owens is tying the knot.
i know!
 i literally had to sit up for this story tmz just posted…
Continue reading “Terrell Owens Is Getting Hitched! (Yes, You Read Right)” →

there is no inappropriate time to take a selfie.
i’ve seen selfies with people on the toilet,
at funerals,
and even having sex.
how about after a plane crash?
well gawker has shown me everything…
Continue reading “Help! The Plane Crashed, but Let Me Take A Selfie!” →