justin bieber just posted this on instagram…
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you see the “glow” on both of their faces?
no its not the “we bang everyday” glow.
its the “we aren’t having sex at all due to my religious beliefs” glow.
i know.
weird.
well ciara and russell wilson are not having sex.
like,
at all.
russell wilson told pastor miles mcpherson,
of rock church near san diego,
that there will no closing of any partitions in the back of their limos.
check the interview here…
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marc jacobs is an amazing fashion designer.
he looks good too.
he wants us all to try out everything from his empire.
well i think he posted his own leakage that was meant for someone in his dms.
he quickly deleted the following picture from instagram,
but of course,
the f-bi was already on it.
(NSFW,
18^,
AND ONLY FOR THE “CURIOUS STRAIGHTS”)…
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so another participant in “eggplant friday” is lil fizz.
he is trying to take “love and hiphop: hollywood” to higher heights…
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so it seems like everyone gets these random “calvin klein” ads.
they aren’t professional photo shoots,
but they are “look at me in my draws”.
like ( x this one ).
well august alsina wants to put his bid in.
i guess this is the perfect entry for “eggplant friday”…
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so rihanna dropped her “bitch better have my money” video at 12am.
since i done slept my life away today,
i had no choice than to make the video my bedtime story.
well…

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