i first discovered lala milan on snapchat.
that was when snap was a thing before ig started doing stories.
she use to do funny videos on there while working a regular job.
i admired her hustle and thought her personality would be great for tv.

Years later,
she ended up accomplishing her dreams and more.

lala has also been keeping her sexy ass wolf a secret too.
she posted that she is pregnant but when she debuted…

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Migrants everywhere and nowhere at the same time
The Adams Administration being literal buffoons
Violence making a comeback like its 90s NY
Rona and Tuberculosis starting their country wide tour from NY
Inflation is infiltrating our savings accounts in order to survive
The cornballs in our government bringing us into their group chat
Nothing being done by our cornballs in the government
Crazy people being liked cause of the chaos they create
Twitter being turned into Truth Social Deux
…am I missing anything else?

…oh,
and climate change being the biggest bitch of them all.
i sat on my couch last night,
thinking to myself how i want to leave new yawk.
that is the first time i wanted to leave my city.
that is when i had to ask myself…

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there are some people we should already know better.
it’s not like they don’t show us who they are.
we just choose not to believe it “until“.

Until… they show their ignorance
Until… they show how uneducated they are
Until… they let their ghetto behavior run wild

rapping she-jackal,
sexyy red,
has been shown us she is that one.
she let us know she is a stan of trump too…

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this has got to be the funniest mugshot of regret i’ve seen in quite some time.
some of ya’ll gon’ learn to stop having sex in public.
it’s all good for likes and clout on socials until you’re caught.
the east point police in georgia are now in the business of shaming.
these are the latest in “but…but… we were expressing ourselves“…

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i ain’t gonna hold you but george ogbonna aka @princecgo is sexy af.
his bawdy is a fuckin’ wanderland and i love when my mind wanders.
in my fantasies,
he looks like he would be a stallion in bed.
in reality,
i tend to be wary of the gym attentionistos.
they look like they’ll flex in the mirror while giving strokes.

“Yeah,
I like that?
I like that a lot.
Oh yeah,
I like me a lot.
How much do I like I?
I like I so so so much.”

a foxholer sent me that george might have been exposed.
brace yourself…

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i didn’t knowjohn mayer and andy cohen were a couple.
that hasn’t been confirmed but that’s what the forests been barking.
i’m gonna slap an allegedly on this.
now the following didn’t help in the rumors:

x Andy likes John’s supple lips

he do got nice lips doe.
they recently ( x bought a crib together too ).
listen,
folks are shacking up to split these bills nowadays.
someone i know brought up that john “must be gay“.

“Why do you think that?”

“He is over a certain age,
no kids,
hasn’t been married,
and sus with a gay man.”
He is gay.”

so in an effort to check foolishness,
i said…

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