Category: WOW
i ordered the cake without the brown frosting on the side, thanks

so i was on reddit,
not minding my business,
and came across this thread:

personally,
i like my wolves not as big as this.
i like whatever is before the “steroid/body builder” look.
anyhoo,
i’m reading the comments and saw this about not wiping your ass.
allegedly,
this is what was allegedly dropped about heat718…
snap, twist, and we ain’t getting on this

i haven’t been to an amusement park in quite some time.
i can’t even remember the last one i went to tbh.
i’ve been to a few fairs but i didn’t get on any rides.
reporting of rides having all kinds of failures and getting stuck turned me off heavy.
i don’t even know how i would have handled this:
just looking at that is giving me the heebie jeebies.
the following video of a ride failure in saudi arabia…
well the good news is shannon sharpe helped a young hoe retire!

brava,
gabriella,
brava!
she did what every hoe dreams of doing.
they can’t be fuckin and suckin’ forever.
i’ve learned something in life:
some people gotta be embarrassed for them to truly learn.
this is why i stopped wasting my energy on those types.
it’s like they enjoy looking like idiots so bet.
shannon sharpe is a masterclass and the perfect example of…
the girl that got glue stuck in her hair is a movie star!

sometimes,
i ask myself:
what forest am i living in right now?
it’s seems like a combo platter of:
a) a dream
b) a whole other timeline
c) hell
d) God’s new vision for the unserious
e) all of the above
absolutely nothing makes sense anymore.
tbh,
i don’t nothing will ever be the same.
we are too far down this circus to come out the other side.
remember ^that vixen up there?
she is the one that put the gorilla glue in her hair?
her name is tessa and because we are in the forest of the unserious,
she is going to star in a movie about,
well…
draya thinks judging her and her YYN is like homophobia

ariana grande has a song i’m really into called,
“yes, and?“.
its the song version of this:

the song was allegedly made addressing all the home wrecking rumors with her new partner.
ariana can be ruthless about the wolves she wants.
tbh:
if more people would say that one phrase when they know they know they wrong,
i’d respect them more.
making excuses to justify bad behavior annoys me.
stand in your triflin’ ass shit.
i don’t know how draya put this on the rih’s socials and wasn’t embarrassed but:

jalen is 23 and draya is 40.
her own son is 23 too.
that is a wild age gap.
i can understand a late 20s dip in your 40s but early 20s in your 40s is out of control.
that is heading in:
“does he know how to wipe his tail properly?
“did he eat his vegetables?“.
someone dragged her for that age gap and she responded that ageism is like…
homophobia…
the subtle art of wanting to suck his d!ck

i know that title is crazy but this is the Foxhole.
keep your boxers/pannies in a bunch at the door.
there is a saying that says,
“the bold move will empower your best self to shine.”
that is true but may not work when you want to suck someone’s dick.
some of us forget that not all of us react the same to hoeness with boldness.
for some males,
it takes no skill to get their dicks in you because they are for the forests…
…but even those for the forests have standards too.
there are many instances where you gotta play it cool with the dack you want.
this requires you to observe and understand your prey,
which many of don’t because we can be self absorbed.
so when this bold hoe advertised how desperately they wanted to suck duke dennis’s dick…




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